I'm A Nice Person You Stupid Asshole Dishtowel

Make a statement in your kitchen with our white waffle dishtowels.  Spill a liquid on your counter and this towel will drink up every drop.  So absorbent and they wash beautifully.

16" x 23" of microfiber goodness.  It absorbs 7 times its weight in liquid.

Just pick your favorite saying and enjoy.  Besides being very useful, they are also pretty and make great housewarming gifts. They look cute in a bathroom too.